Sunday, December 20, 2009

Related Note Subject Matter Entertainment



Most pleased to announce successful plan remake magnificent epic movie RED DAWN in filming USA now!!!

RED DAWN feature USA schoolchildren Wolverine battle invading Soviet army. Fuck you Soviets!! Most important movie ever made since Rambo 3.

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Mighty Sport Afghani: Buzkashi!!!



Attention Western Olympic Committee members: Make witness magnificent sport Buzkashi, name mean "Goat Grabbing".

Real men only play buzkashi. Make reference mighty American warrior John Rambo from pirated DVD. Water polo sport of sissy women!

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Magnificent Profile Afghani Sporting Greatness!!




No country have great athlete like Rohullah Nikpai. Nikpai first Afghani medal winner Olympics! Capture Bronze medal Tae Kwan Do 2008 after kick ass dirty Spaniard contender. Spain you suck!!!
Rohullah Nikpai raise childhood refugee camp after flee battle Kabul warlords. You suck Taliban!!! Return Kabul only after Taliban defeat by mighty Army U S and A (#2 great country in world). Nikpai train Tae Kwan Do, compete 2008 Summer Games Olympic Beijing, bring great honor glory Afghanistan. Esteemed President Hamid Karzai present Nikpai cash prize, house in Kabul suburbs, many virgin women!
Learn more Rohullah Nikpai: http://www.rohullahnikpai.com/


Monday, November 2, 2009

Please to bring Summer Games Olympic 2020 city Kabul mighty Afghanistan

Hello and welcome website!!! Seeking 100.000 signatures submit preliminary petition Olympic Committee International.

Please to sign name official petition, click link on side. Many thanks upon you!

TOP TEN REASON BRING SUMMER GAMES OLYMPIC CITY KABUL MIGHTY AFGHANISTAN!!

10) Female events aquatic wear burqas, no bathing suits.

9) Equestrian events include participation donkey.

8) No more executions Athletic Stadium Kabul. Taliban you suck!

7) Running event marathon up Khyber Pass.

6) New medal event cockfighting!

5) Endorsement Nike swoosh sandals.

4) New medal event cricket!

3) Coalition Forces USA still in country 2020 provide security.

2) Say no, Rohullah Nikpai kick your ass.

Number one reason bring Summer Games Olympic 2020 city Kabul mighty Afghanistan…

1) NEW MEDAL EVENT BUZKASHI!!